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zeldathemes
Just one more miracle, for me
My name is MacKenzie, 17, call me whatever you want, .....ummmm
nothin' to say about my life really
currently living in Indiana. sooo we'll see where I go from here.
Fyi, I apologize for anything personal. Feel free to just ignore it.


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ayyyeet:

"Life is a tangled web of unexpected events. Never claim or believe that anything is certain."

motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

esslaurent:

love—is-my-weapon:

poopflow:

it should be a high school requirement to work in food and retail for at least 6 months a piece so everyone can understand not to be assholes to employees who are just doing their jobs 

and so we actually have some work experience to put on resumes

that’s actually a really good idea

chefboyardeezie:

banjo-jeff:

chefboyardeezie:

when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head

you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows

im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head

sharpslut:

i wish people had crushes on me 

s4t4nluvr666:

uhmeliamay:

plot twist: the person you like actually texts you back

plot twist: the person you like texts you first

s4t4nluvr666:

uhmeliamay:

plot twist: the person you like actually texts you back

plot twist: the person you like texts you first

johnshavesfor-sherlock:

catsbeaversandducks:

By ©WHY MY CAT IS SAD

Someone hug that cat now

vvhitechicks:

majere636:

vvhitechicks:

if a boy ever says “someone’s on their period” to u when ur angry that is literally code for “punch me in the balls” so don’t hesitate

as a boy i can tell you this translation is 100% accurate

actual scientific proof

crasymofo:

IF YOU THINK IM GOING TO SPEND MY DAY LISTENING TO THIS SONG ON REPEAT UNTIL I MEMORIZE ALL THE LYRICS BACKGROUND NOISES DRUM BEAT HARMONIES then you are absolutely right my friend

itsdeepforhappypeople:

the-absolute-best-posts:

pain train
OH MY GOD

THIS IS THE BESTEST CUTEST THING EVER

itsdeepforhappypeople:

the-absolute-best-posts:

pain train

OH MY GOD

THIS IS THE BESTEST CUTEST THING EVER

I live near you. Bet you'll never guess where I am tho

Anonymous

That’s so incredibly sketchy but I don’t care! :D you….outside my window? I don’t think my parents will like that…but I’ll make you grilled cheese or hot cocoa or somethin :D